i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He kissed a someone with a penis
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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