So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
so much tequila, so little girl.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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