the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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