if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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