All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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