i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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