Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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