matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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