Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
