Christians are straight up FREAKS
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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