Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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