Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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