The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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