What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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