fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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