I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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