is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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