I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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