what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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