i just google imaged poop.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
