We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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