if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I love black thongs
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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