trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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