I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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