btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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