the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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