It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
When did angry sex become our thing?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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