Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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