how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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