So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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