would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Randomize
