He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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