This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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