omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
