BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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