awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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