I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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