Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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