I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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