got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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