I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
