No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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