But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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