that's an acceptable place to lick
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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