I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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