I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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