idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
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sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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