I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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