afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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