I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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