I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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